I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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