I'm jealous of your bromance
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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