After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You're like the curious george of whores
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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