he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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