I am in a vortex of obligation.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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