ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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