I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
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