My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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