Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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