And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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