Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
