Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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