That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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