chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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