Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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