Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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