Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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