As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Warsš
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends canāt come over any more.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was āTits On A Stickā.
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