i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
soo... how was my night?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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