Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Randomize
