hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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