That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
oh god the rape fog is back!
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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