I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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