508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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