I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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