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(817): View more from Texas

Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...

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(801): View more from Utah

Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.

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(503): View more from Oregon

you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub

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(925): View more from California

We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....

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(513): View more from Ohio

I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.

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(216): View more from Ohio

Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?

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(705): View more from Ontario

Two words: nipple clamps

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