The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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