If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Drunk is not a location!
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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