We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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