Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
