we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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