textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It's shark week go big or go home
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