Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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