I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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