Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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