During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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