I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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