Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
Randomize
