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So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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