I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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