I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
should my penis look like a turkey
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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