Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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