why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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