As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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