Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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