Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
