Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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