we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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