Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Randomize
