hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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